Why are you here?
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When I'm bored, I check out one or two of the six links under the Users tab below. Should I have provided a more entertaining comment? It's hard to type with one hand while picking my nose with the other. I'm debating whether to continue playing Yoshi's Woolly World, start a new blog entry, or draw something and never post it outside of the dumping grounds. Thoughts?
Draw me something.
I'm bored and it's 10:38 PM.
What about you?
I've come for your soul!
Do you feel like you have real friends on this website?
Alright, You win.
What do I win?
The old joke is draw the word "something" on a piece of paper, but, even then, I'd likely toss it into the dumping grounds. At the moment, I'm taking a break from a little spring cleaning. If I grow bored again in the near future, what did you have in mind for me to draw?
I like dragons, unicorns and fire.
I like fire.
Me too. :D
It's like we're brothers
Are we twins? Who's the more attractive brother?
Me, Obviously. :DDDDD
Damn. You rite.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Why don't you love me anymore Alias?
Whoever said I did or didn't?
Oh you used to...
On what date?
a rare blogpost where you enabled the comments is too good to pass up, that's why
That's true. I can't remember the last time I had one with comments enabled.
Not really sure why. I log on all the time and don't really do too much except favorite and comment stuff.
As long as you're having fun.
You dirty little slut. That's ten spankings, pet.
Yeah. You and @ivoaluminum are awesome :D
Please give me 100.
Do you REALLY not know who I am yet? Because the bubbleheaded slut routine is really losing what little charm it had...
Aww, keep insulting me. That's the way into my heart and my pants.
Your Alias... So that means I must be....?
so you have no idea who i am, and this is our first meeting, and i better not say thats unobservant of ya or I wont get into the overweight pants I frankly dont really want? sure id fuck ya but id fuck almost anything, big prize there, Ouch, my feels. We;ve talked more than youll ever know apparently ballgag, but seemingly only a few of my names get ya wet
I'm sorry, I don't know which of the many guys that have seen me in a ball gag you are.
they all seen the pic have they? dont worry ive seen more, ive seen you elsewhere. Also stop selling yourself short, you may be slightly heavy and married with a fixation for food in your mouth but if you drop the feminist routine you could still get laid. Also to your prior comments, my pics are me, youre just mad my eyes are prettier than yours there purple filter...
You find me on goodreads? lmao. I get laid plenty, don't worry about that.
dont take me so lightly my peach, goodreads was just ya name, ya ip is plenty of places, and sure the mask changes but the ip, not so much. whos my little rabbit? I got a carrot for ya rabbit, you should send ya smaller not as able boyfriend after me, how do i know THAT? because he lets ya efuck stranger and the like, he cant be TOO manly now can he? \
The rose is so fragile, it sways in the wind, but its thorns prick you, and its flowering buds are oh so toxic, thats why women are named after flowers, heather, rose, because they're soft and fragile yet oh so very toxic...
"lets" lmao. I do what i want, when I want. I don't ask forgiveness and I don't ask permission.
I'm the forest fire that burns the old to ensure the new grows, dont ever forget it either.
You're Alias, SO WHO AM I?
You are you.
sure you do what ya want, and rightly so, im wondering though if we were shipwrecked on an island you and I, would you be the boss then? oh, you wouldnt? enjoy ya "power" love you, ive never had better...
when someone needs to approve comments, says all I need to know, really, i dont censor people cuz i aint a giant pussy
Are you into femdom?
I aim to please.
I'm here to tell you that I bought the Kraken rum knowing that you said it was good and it most certainly did not disappoint.
Yes! So glad you enjoyed it. That was my go to drink in college.
B-but I'm only 17. D:
That's not what I meant lmao.
I'm so sorry, I just had to. XD
Of course you did. xD
I made the smallest artwork ever. :D
No, but seriously. This is one of my pixel artworks. What do you think?
The name gem thing suits it well.
Hmmmm... Thanks! :D
You are welcome.
I'm The Sherminator! A sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Oh, American Pie. A classic.
I'm here looking for pie. Everyone always says they have it, but no one does.
I don't say I have it. I do not have any pie.
I put 2 seasoning packets on my Ramen and they are FUCKING AWESOME.
I'm into all kinds of weird shit honey.
I know; I saw your reddit.
Make ya all tingly did it?
No, I got bored and stopped looking. It's not your fault, really, I never have been into Reddit.
I dont do reddit tons, and im not JUST some reddit perv I follow all the unsolved mystery things, cicada, unfavorable semi circle, i also follow the dead body kinda shock shit youd expect me too, and some hacker kinda things too. I like some of the more mundane things, i follow a subreddit thats all pictures of dirty computers, bullshit like that. The earth is flat, thats a super funny subreddit
it doesnt have to be all doom and gloom honey, besides thats work and I wanna be lazy like you, all ya gotta do is not take the vibrator away when they cum and it will be much worse than that, if not well, ill ask ya again how ya feel in 5 minutes, ok cupcake?
i feel personally violated by your abuse and bullying; so much slut shaming!!!
You mean aroused and optimistic of the future
im here to conquer
do it bitch
Also, I put roughly 2 tablespoons of salt and a teaspoon of bleach in them.
How am I still alive??
Why did you put bleach in your ramen, you nasty fuck? you're gonna ruin the taste of the ramen
I'm always right, you'll learn that someday.
I dunno lmao.
I guess I've just lost my damned mind, Huh?
i will you will see you will ALL see
I am every person, even u. U all will see
.... Damn, I could really use a distraction.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME RAMMSTEIN TO THE STAGE!
do u think they had fun making that music video
i'd like to ask you the same question
I've been bamboozled
StaticSkull: I've come for your soul!
Alias responds: Do you feel like you have real friends on this website?
jesus you just murdered that poor boy like it was nothing
that's what I do
I am here to turn you.
Turn me into what?
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