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Fuckery.

2017-03-28 21:31:54 by Alias
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Why are you here?


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PhronemophobiaPhronemophobia

2017-03-28 23:53:44

When I'm bored, I check out one or two of the six links under the Users tab below. Should I have provided a more entertaining comment? It's hard to type with one hand while picking my nose with the other. I'm debating whether to continue playing Yoshi's Woolly World, start a new blog entry, or draw something and never post it outside of the dumping grounds. Thoughts?

Alias responds:

Draw me something.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-28 22:38:46

I'm bored and it's 10:38 PM.

What about you?

Alias responds:

It's 1:43PM.


StaticSkullStaticSkull

2017-03-28 21:41:02

I've come for your soul!

Alias responds:

Do you feel like you have real friends on this website?


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-29 14:00:12

Alright, You win.

Alias responds:

What do I win?


PhronemophobiaPhronemophobia

2017-03-29 14:17:17

The old joke is draw the word "something" on a piece of paper, but, even then, I'd likely toss it into the dumping grounds. At the moment, I'm taking a break from a little spring cleaning. If I grow bored again in the near future, what did you have in mind for me to draw?

Alias responds:

I like dragons, unicorns and fire.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-29 14:18:45

THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNbVEEgdarg

Alias responds:

I like fire.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-29 15:00:50

Me too. :D
It's like we're brothers

Alias responds:

Are we twins? Who's the more attractive brother?


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-29 18:06:21

Me, Obviously. :DDDDD

Alias responds:

Damn. You rite.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-03-29 23:51:55

BLAH..
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

Alias responds:

I'm Alias.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-03-30 18:31:27

Why don't you love me anymore Alias?

Alias responds:

Whoever said I did or didn't?


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-03-30 20:50:36

Oh you used to...

Alias responds:

On what date?


S3CS3C

2017-03-31 02:04:37

a rare blogpost where you enabled the comments is too good to pass up, that's why

Alias responds:

That's true. I can't remember the last time I had one with comments enabled.


AnimeDrummerAnimeDrummer

2017-03-31 02:13:07

Not really sure why. I log on all the time and don't really do too much except favorite and comment stuff.

Alias responds:

As long as you're having fun.


DeftonesFan665DeftonesFan665

2017-03-31 23:06:14

Penis.

Alias responds:

You dirty little slut. That's ten spankings, pet.


StaticSkullStaticSkull

2017-04-02 20:31:36

Yeah. You and @ivoaluminum are awesome :D


DeftonesFan665DeftonesFan665

2017-04-02 20:30:39

Please give me 100.

Alias responds:

Filthy pet.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-03 22:40:53

Do you REALLY not know who I am yet? Because the bubbleheaded slut routine is really losing what little charm it had...

Alias responds:

Aww, keep insulting me. That's the way into my heart and my pants.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-04 21:39:34

Your Alias... So that means I must be....?

Alias responds:

You're!


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 20:22:47

so you have no idea who i am, and this is our first meeting, and i better not say thats unobservant of ya or I wont get into the overweight pants I frankly dont really want? sure id fuck ya but id fuck almost anything, big prize there, Ouch, my feels. We;ve talked more than youll ever know apparently ballgag, but seemingly only a few of my names get ya wet

Alias responds:

I'm sorry, I don't know which of the many guys that have seen me in a ball gag you are.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 21:07:03

they all seen the pic have they? dont worry ive seen more, ive seen you elsewhere. Also stop selling yourself short, you may be slightly heavy and married with a fixation for food in your mouth but if you drop the feminist routine you could still get laid. Also to your prior comments, my pics are me, youre just mad my eyes are prettier than yours there purple filter...

Alias responds:

You find me on goodreads? lmao. I get laid plenty, don't worry about that.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 21:31:56

dont take me so lightly my peach, goodreads was just ya name, ya ip is plenty of places, and sure the mask changes but the ip, not so much. whos my little rabbit? I got a carrot for ya rabbit, you should send ya smaller not as able boyfriend after me, how do i know THAT? because he lets ya efuck stranger and the like, he cant be TOO manly now can he? \

The rose is so fragile, it sways in the wind, but its thorns prick you, and its flowering buds are oh so toxic, thats why women are named after flowers, heather, rose, because they're soft and fragile yet oh so very toxic...

Alias responds:

"lets" lmao. I do what i want, when I want. I don't ask forgiveness and I don't ask permission.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 21:34:58

I'm the forest fire that burns the old to ensure the new grows, dont ever forget it either.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-05 21:37:02

ALRIGHT.
You're Alias, SO WHO AM I?

Alias responds:

You are you.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 21:58:39

sure you do what ya want, and rightly so, im wondering though if we were shipwrecked on an island you and I, would you be the boss then? oh, you wouldnt? enjoy ya "power" love you, ive never had better...


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-05 21:59:19

when someone needs to approve comments, says all I need to know, really, i dont censor people cuz i aint a giant pussy

Alias responds:

Are you into femdom?


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-05 22:53:49

#MindBlown O_O

Alias responds:

I aim to please.


ShadriaShadria

2017-04-06 17:53:35

I'm here to tell you that I bought the Kraken rum knowing that you said it was good and it most certainly did not disappoint.

Alias responds:

Yes! So glad you enjoyed it. That was my go to drink in college.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-06 23:02:47

B-but I'm only 17. D:

Alias responds:

That's not what I meant lmao.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-07 12:38:23

I know.
I'm so sorry, I just had to. XD

Alias responds:

Of course you did. xD


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-07 13:44:48

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/5bea169a0a2c07f768c9c7af1d9208a2
I made the smallest artwork ever. :D

No, but seriously. This is one of my pixel artworks. What do you think?

(Updated ) Alias responds:

The name gem thing suits it well.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-07 21:59:24

Hmmmm... Thanks! :D

Alias responds:

You are welcome.


SurkolSurkol

2017-04-10 16:51:25

I'm The Sherminator! A sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady.

Alias responds:

Oh, American Pie. A classic.


SevenSeizeSevenSeize

2017-04-09 18:54:50

I'm here looking for pie. Everyone always says they have it, but no one does.

Alias responds:

I don't say I have it. I do not have any pie.


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-10 18:07:11

I put 2 seasoning packets on my Ramen and they are FUCKING AWESOME.

Alias responds:

Which kind?


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-10 23:49:49

I'm into all kinds of weird shit honey.

Alias responds:

I know; I saw your reddit.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-11 15:58:10

Make ya all tingly did it?

Alias responds:

No, I got bored and stopped looking. It's not your fault, really, I never have been into Reddit.


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-11 17:30:04

I dont do reddit tons, and im not JUST some reddit perv I follow all the unsolved mystery things, cicada, unfavorable semi circle, i also follow the dead body kinda shock shit youd expect me too, and some hacker kinda things too. I like some of the more mundane things, i follow a subreddit thats all pictures of dirty computers, bullshit like that. The earth is flat, thats a super funny subreddit


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-11 20:44:50

it doesnt have to be all doom and gloom honey, besides thats work and I wanna be lazy like you, all ya gotta do is not take the vibrator away when they cum and it will be much worse than that, if not well, ill ask ya again how ya feel in 5 minutes, ok cupcake?

Alias responds:

i feel personally violated by your abuse and bullying; so much slut shaming!!!


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-11 21:17:51

You mean aroused and optimistic of the future

Alias responds:

HYFR


akin11akin11

2017-04-12 07:48:11

im here to conquer

Alias responds:

do it bitch

You won't


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-13 01:06:37

Beef.
Also, I put roughly 2 tablespoons of salt and a teaspoon of bleach in them.
How am I still alive??

Alias responds:

Why did you put bleach in your ramen, you nasty fuck? you're gonna ruin the taste of the ramen


LeidolfrLeidolfr

2017-04-13 22:42:17

I'm always right, you'll learn that someday.

Alias responds:

hnnnnnnhh


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-14 17:54:17

I dunno lmao.
I guess I've just lost my damned mind, Huh?

Alias responds:

who hasn't


akin11akin11

2017-04-14 08:41:09

i will you will see you will ALL see

Alias responds:

I am every person, even u. U all will see


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-14 18:02:01

.... Damn, I could really use a distraction.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME RAMMSTEIN TO THE STAGE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

Alias responds:

do u think they had fun making that music video


X-Shift-The-Pro-XX-Shift-The-Pro-X

2017-04-14 23:17:18

Probably.

Alias responds:

Good.


goofriedgoofried

2017-04-22 11:38:17

i'd like to ask you the same question

Alias responds:

I've been bamboozled